OK so all of you know that I am Canadian so here is a glimpse of how things were growing up. I think everyone of these is true! My favorites are 5 and 6, I have to admit I laughed out loud!
(Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks )I
(Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks )I
f your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,you may live in Canada .
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada
If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada
If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada .
If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Canada
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada.
So I guess I definitely am Canadian because I thought some of these were hilarious! (Most of you won't think they are that funny, but my canadian relatives will!)
4 comments:
Those are so freaking funny! I really need a good laugh today. I'm pretty sure this is the day that will never end.
:)R
♥ I thought it was funny too!
Dan and I enjoyed the good laugh!
that was fun to read. I think I got to know you better! hahahha
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